Well I´ve been to Hastings
and I´ve been to Brighton
I´ve been to Eastbourne too
So what
So what
I´ve been here
and I´ve been there
I´ve been every fucking where

So what
So what
So what So what you boring little cunt

Chorus

Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares
Who cares about you you you you you

Well I´ve fucked the queen
I´ve fucked fuck
I even sucked an old mans cock
So what
So what
And I´ve fucked a sheep
I´ve fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down his throat
So what
So what
So what, So what you boring little fuck

Chorus

I´ve drunk that
and I´ve drunk this
I´ve spewed up on a pint of piss
So what
So what
I´ve had skank
I´ve had speed
I´ve jacked up until i bleed

So what
So what
So what, So what you boring little cunt

Chorus

I´ve had crabs
I´ve had lice
I´ve had the clap and that ain´t nice
So what
So what
I´ve fucked this
I´ve fucked that
I´ve even fucked a schoolgirl´s twat

So what
So what
So what, So what you boring little cunt

Chorus

So fucking what!